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Considering Valentine’s Day is on Monday this year (lame), maybe you’re looking for something special to do this weekend with your sweetheart. May we suggest The Wedding (of course)? The cast was asked why The Wedding would be the perfect Valentine’s Date show, and here’s what they came up with:
It contains step by step instructions on what not to do in a relationship.
Trey Maclin, “Groom”
It's cheaper than a 40 oz. Whitman's sampler.
Kirk Anderson, “Bride’s Father”
The Wedding is the perfect show to make you feel really good about your own relationship.
Jaimelyn Gray, “Bride’s Sister”
Sex! Violence! Singing! Dancing! Thong underwear! Delicious codfish!
Ariel Brenner, “Groom’s Mom”
Guaranteed to make your relationship troubles seem insignificant.
Jake Lindquist, “Young man”
It's only an hour and eight minutes long. (Which makes it way shorter than tantric sex with Sting.)
Jaimelyn Gray, “Bride’s Sister”
It's always romantic to share laughter and this show will keep you laughing. Besides, by comparison, any relationship will seem to glow with health compared to the ones being played out on stage.
Jennifer Byers, "The Bride"
Gentlemen, it is only an hour and eight minutes. That's 56 minutes shorter than The Notebook and just as likely to get you some action.
Jake Lindquist, “Young man”
We hope to see you there! Happy Valentine's Day!